Book Reviews

“So Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.”
― Roald Dahl, Matilda

But did Matilda know about the erotica section on Amazon? Of the unholy things inanimate objects and were(insert creature of your choosing here)s do to buxom women and the occasional man? Perhaps not, and as such I must go where Matilda would dare not tread.

Stephen Baxter

Ark (2009)
Flood (2008)
Landfall: Tales from the Flood/Ark Universe (2015)
Proxima (2013)

Chris Beckett

Dark Eden (2012)

Selena Blake

Fangs, Fur & Mistletoe (2012)

Clara Bright

Forced Gay by the Swamp Monster (2015)

Arthur C. Clarke

Childhood’s End (1953)

Oliver Clozov

The Bagel Sandwich Bang (2015)

Elijah Daniel

Trump Temptations: The Billionaire and the Bellboy (2016)

Jezebel Divelle

Voyage to the Milky Way (2015)

Hunter Fox

Unicorn Made Me His Bae (2015)

Kinsey Grey

Drilled by the Doctor (2015)

Robert A. Heinlein

Orphans of the Sky (1963)

Michael R. Hicks

Season of the Harvest (2012)

Shaun Hutson

Spawn (1983)

Dean Koontz

77 Shadow Street (2011)

Graham Masterton

Famine (1981)

Brian Olsen

Alan Lennox and the Temp Job of Doom (2013)

Chris Pearson

The Swarm (2014)

The Honourable Sir Edmund Quimlove

Be a Dear and Give My Tight, Virgin Hole a Hard, Sloppy Pounding (2015)

Ellie Saxx

The Man Who Came Too Much (2012)

Marie Sexton

Chapter Five and the Axe-Wielding Maniac (2014)

Mina Shay

Werepuffer (2014)

Avery Dom Shifter

The Sex-Crazed Unicorns on Noah’s Ark (2014)

Christie Sims

In the Velociraptor’s Nest (2013)

Theo Stone

Wet Hot Bears (2015)

Frank Tayell

Surviving the Evacuation: London (2013)
Work. Rest. Repeat. (2014)

Adrian Tchaikovksy

Children of Time (2015)

Chuck Tingle

Space Raptor Butt Invasion (2015)

Kiki Wellington

The Sexorcist (2015)

Iain Rob Wright

The Gates (2015)
Sea Sick (2013)

Kacey Zen

Horny Zombies Crave Tacos #1 (2015)
Horny Zombies Crave Tacos #2: Rug Munchers VS. Dick Heads (2015)


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